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Anonymous said:  Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dót)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body pix.. if u can figure out who I am msg me and we'll kick it. CC required for age but it is free. (annoying i know)

SOUNDS LEGIT.

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multiplereflections:

The Chinese give a beautiful explanation to this.

• The thumb represents your parents.
• The index finger represents your siblings.
• The middle finger represents yourself.
• The ring finger represents your life partner.
• The little finger/pinky represents your children.

Hold your hands…

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barrowmans:

omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg

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Anonymous:

ok i’m just going to copy/paste here

greetings followers

let’s take a journey…

ok so this one day i was eating vanilla yoghurt on the bus, right? and i start shredding apricots into it because plain yoghurt is super boring and my sister had apricots and i was angry with her so i took some because i am passive agressive like that, like the time i put listerine in her shampoo. Anyway so my friend laura is watching me with this horrified face, and im like “what?” and she’s like “how can you do that to them?! YOURE AN APRICOT KILLER!” 

This, of course, was the most unintentionally hilarious thing ever, and i laughed really hard and almost spilt my yoghurt, but then i didn’t and i ate it and it was super good.

so that night i was making a new hotmail account for some reason i can’t remember, probably to sign up for some forum or something i have never been to since, and so i typed in apricotkiller as a username, but it was taken, so i tried the first two syllables apricot and the first syllable of killer and got apriki and the rest is history~~

my thug life

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